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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 3
This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'
Cats
What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
An acrocat.
Cats
Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.
Cats
What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.
Mice Crispies.
Catch
What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.
A passing remark.
Cats
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Cats
Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!
Cats
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
An octopuss.
Cats
What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!
A sourpuss!
Cats
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.