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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Caterpillars - Cats - Caught - Caution - Cavemen - Cellphones - Cemetery - Cereal - Change - Change A Lightbulb.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'

Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat - get one flea!

Cats

Where does a cat go when he loses his tail?
To a retail store.

Caught

I wouldn't say our wicketkeeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.

Cats

Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of its bark.

Cats

What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.

Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.

Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!

Cats

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.