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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 3


This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Cat Food - Catch - Catch The Attention - Catcher - Caterpillar - Cats - Cattle - Caught - Cauliflowers - Caution - Caveman - Cavemen - Celebrate - Cell - Cell Phones - Cellphones - Cement - Cemetery - Centipedes - Cereal.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'

Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.

Cats

Purranoia: the fear that your cats are plotting against you.

Cats

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies.

Catch

What do we often catch but never see?
A passing remark.

Cats

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Cats

Joe: I've got a cat who can say his own name.
Bob: That's great! What's your cat's name?
Joe: Meow!

Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.

Cats

What do you call a cat who likes to eat lemons?
A sourpuss!

Cats

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.