Cats
What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
Cats
What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
Caterpillars
What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.
Cats
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
Caught
I wouldn't say our wicketkeeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.
Cats
What do you call an eight-legged cat who enjoys swimming?
An octopuss.
Cats
Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat - get one flea!
Cats
And now, spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T.
Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
Cats
Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do