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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Caterpillars - Cats - Caught - Caution - Cavemen - Cellphones - Cemetery - Cereal - Change - Change A Lightbulb.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'

Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.

Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.

Caterpillars

What does a caterpillar do every 1st of January?
He turns over a new leaf.

Cats

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.

Caught

I wouldn't say our wicketkeeper is useless, but the only thing he has caught all season is a cold.

Cats

What do you call an eight-legged cat who enjoys swimming?
An octopuss.

Cats

Did you hear about the special offer at the pet store this weekend?
Buy one cat - get one flea!

Cats

And now, spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T.

Cats

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

Cats

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if you don't have a dog, a cat will do