Careful
A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.
Cards
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards.
Sit down, and I'll deal with you later.
Cargo
Why is it if you send a package by Ship, it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car, it is called a Shipment?
Cargo
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!
Careers
It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
Careers
Confession may be good for the soul but is bad for your career.
Carols
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Cards
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there, and I'll deal with you in a minute.
Careful
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!
Car drivers
When is a car driver, not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.