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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 2

This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Car Drivers - Cards - Careers - Careful - Cargo - Carols - Carrots - Cars - Cash - Catch.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'

A careful driver is one who has just spotted a speed camera.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a deck of cards.
Sit down, and I'll deal with you later.

Why is it if you send a package by Ship, it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car, it is called a Shipment?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

Confession may be good for the soul but is bad for your career.

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there, and I'll deal with you in a minute.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee ever so careful out there!

When is a car driver, not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.