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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'C' - Page 2
This is page 2 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'C'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'
Cannibals
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
Cannibals
What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
Baked human beans.
Cannibals
Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
I couldn't eat another mortal.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Car
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Because it always has a rattle.
Cannonball
My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
Cannibals
First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Cannibals
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.