Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'C'
Cannibals
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.
Cannibals
What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.
Cannibals
Have you noticed that most cannibal jokes are not in good taste?
Cannibals
What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
Cannibals
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Car
Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
Cannonball
My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
Cannibals
First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
Cannibals
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.