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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 8
This is page 8 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'
Airplane
What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
Pie in the sky.
Airline
Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
She's going to be an air ghostess!
Airplanes
If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
Hijackers.
Airplanes
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
Airline food
You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
Airport
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Airplanes
What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
A parrot-trooper.
Airline
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
They both want safe touchdowns.
Airport
Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport