Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'
Airplane
What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
Airline
Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
Airplanes
If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
Airplanes
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
Airline food
You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.
Airport
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Airplanes
What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
Airline
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
Airport
Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport