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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 8


This is page 8 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Airline - Airline Food - Airlines - Airplane - Airplanes - Airport - Alarm Clock - Alcohol - Ale - Aliens - All Around The World - Alligator - Alligators - Alone - Alphabet Soup - Alumini - Always Complaining - Always Late - Ambulance - Ambulances.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'

Airplane

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.

Airline

Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!

Airplanes

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.

Airplanes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

Airline food

You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.

Airport

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.

Airline

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

Airport

Someday my boat will come in
- and with my luck I'll be at the airport