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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 5
This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'
A pig
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
Striped sausages.
A parking ticket
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
He parked in a snow parking zone.
A padded cell
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
A pack of cards
My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
A personality
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A pencil
What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
Stationary.
A pig
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
A pork-u-pine.