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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 5


This is page 5 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - A Pack Of Cards - A Padded Cell - A Parking Ticket - A Pencil - A Personality - A Pig - A Pill - A Plane Ticket - A Poodle - A Pop Group - A Postage Stamp - A Prize - A Psychiatrist - A Race - A River - A Roller Coaster - A Rooster - A Shadow - A Shave - A Skeleton.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'

A pack of cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'

A pig

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

A pig

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

A personality

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

A padded cell

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

A parking ticket

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.