Astronauts
What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
Artificial intelligence
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Astronauts
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship
Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
Astronauts
Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
Astronauts
Where did the astronaut get his degree?
At the mooniversity!
Astronauts
What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
Astronauts
If athletes get athletes' foot. What disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
Astronomers
When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!