Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'
A locomotive
What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.
A man
What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
A man
What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
A meal
What does a skeleton usually order when he has a meal in a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
A light sentence
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
A lion
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
A married man
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
A man
What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
A married man
A married man should always forget his mistakes.
There's no use two people remembering the same things.