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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 4

This is page 4 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Artificial Intelligence - Artists - Astronauts - Astronomers - Athletes - Attorneys - Aunts - Australia - Australians.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'

Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.

Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

Astronauts

What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American footballer?
They both like to make safe touch-downs.

Astronomers

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!

Artificial intelligence

What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.

Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

Athletes

What do elves get if athletes get athlete's foot?
Mistle-toes.

Astronauts

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

Astronauts

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship