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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Ants - Apartments - Apes - Apologize - Apples - Arguing - Arguments - Armies - Arrested - Art.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot.

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.

What type of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.

Did you hear about the man who was constantly arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.

What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.

Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.