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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 3

This is page 3 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Ants - Apartments - Apes - Apologize - Apples - Arguing - Arguments - Armies - Arrested - Art.

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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'

What tool does an ape use to fix a leaking tap?
A monkey wrench.

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One is to change the bulb, and one is to apologize for the delay.

Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot.

Did you hear about the man who was constantly arguing?
He liked arguing so much he wouldn't eat anything that agreed with him.

Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

What do you call an ant that lives alone?
Independ-ant.

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!