America
How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
American
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Ambulances
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
Ancestors
She's consistently late. Her forefathers came to America on the June Flower.
Amnesia
Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: OK, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
Anger
Did you hear about the angry inchworm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
Ambulances
Three Ambulances Take Blast Victim To Hospital
Ancestors
Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
America
What is a cow's favorite city in America?
Moo York City.
Ambulances
What's the easiest way to escape a lawyer?
Buy a faster ambulance.