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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 12


This is page 12 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.

The joke topics listed on this page are: - Artist - Artists - Asked - Asleep - Aspirins - Assault - Assaulted - Astronaut - Astronauts - Astronomer - Astronomers - At Leisure - Athletes - Attention - Attorney - Attractive - Auctions - Audience - Aunties - Aunts.


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Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'

Artist

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman?
A brush with the law.

Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.

Asked

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

Assault

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

Asked

Mary: I've been asked to get married lots of times.
Jane: Who asked you?
Mary: My parents.

Asleep

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.