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Joke Topics Beginning with the letter 'A' - Page 10
This is page 10 of the index of joke topics that begin with the letter 'A'.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics beginning with the letter 'A'
Answer
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major answer, didn't I?
Annoy
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
Anniversary
She was born on her parents' wooden anniversary so they called her "Peg".
Another year
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
Ant
What do you call a baby ant?
An inf-ant.
An inf-ant.
Answer
"You're a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
"Absolutely! What's your second question?"
Answers
I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Answers
Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?