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Joke Topic - 'Zoom'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zoom'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?


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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Pizza

What is tall, Italian and has a topping of pepperoni?
The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Birds

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Painter

Is Hertz Van Rental a Dutch painter?
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.

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