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Joke Topic - 'Zoom'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zoom'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?


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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Sail

Did you hear about the stupid yachtsman who had his arm cut off so that he could sail round the world single-handed.
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Usefulness

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Trains

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care

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