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Joke Topic - 'Zoom'


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Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?


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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
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Going

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Maths

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'
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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

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