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Joke Topic - 'Zoom'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zoom'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?


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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Dentists

Why did the king visit the dentist?
Because he wanted to have his teeth crowned!
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Computers

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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One Of Those Things

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.
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Vampires

What type of restaurants are vampires careful to avoid?
Stakehouses!
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.

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