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Joke Topic - 'Zoom'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zoom'.


Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.


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Father Christmas

When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!


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