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Joke Topic - 'Zoo'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zoo'.


What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.

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Please don't cross the railway lines, they take hours to unravel


What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.


How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.


Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.


What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.


Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.

Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.

King Arthur

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.


Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.

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