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Joke Topic - 'Zoo'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zoo'.


What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.


My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'


What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!


If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning


The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.


How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!


What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.


A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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