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Joke Topic - 'Zoo' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zoo'.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
My brother got thrown out of the zoo last week. I said, 'Why was that?'
He said, 'I fed the monkeys.'
I said, 'You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?'
He said, 'Yes, I fed them to the lions.'
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.

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Dalmatians

Why are Dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.

Whales

Where would you go if you wanted to weigh a whale?
To the whale way station!

Trains

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

Permanent

Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley?
Joe: What tenpin?
Dave: No, it's a permanent job.

Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.

Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

Pencils

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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