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Joke Topic - 'Zoo'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zoo'.

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What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.


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Fell

Did you hear about the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a bottle of soda?
He survived because it was a soft drink.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Mother-in-law

The shortest distance between two points is the route a man takes when driving his mother-in-law home.
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Santa

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Cucumbers

A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.

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