Joke Topic - 'Zombies' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

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Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.

Ten-year-old's reply to 'What famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas, ho, ho ho.

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

Why was it easy for the king to draw straight lines
Because he was the ruler.

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.

What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.

Who used to give presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.