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Joke Topic - 'Zombies'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.

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What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!


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Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend spends hours in front of the mirror admiring her beauty. Do you think that's vanity?
George: No, it's just imagination.
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Paranoid

Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Frogs

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.
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King Arthur

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.
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Oliver Twist

Who wrote Oliver Twist?
How the dickens should I know?

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