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Joke Topic - 'Zombies'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.

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What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!


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Lawyers

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
The tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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Solar Panels

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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Parrots

What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Cowboys

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.

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