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Joke Topic - 'Zombies' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

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