Coffee
The fifteen-minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
Breath
Halitosis is better than no breath at all
Restaurants
A sign in the window of a restaurant: 'Eat now - Pay waiter.'
Governments
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Cows
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
Cafeterias
Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
Donuts
Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.
Robbery
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.