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Joke Topic - 'Zombies'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.


What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

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Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
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Ya who?
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A: She lost the recipe.

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