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Joke Topic - 'Zombies'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.

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What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!


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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Similarity

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
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Kidding

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
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Musician

What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.
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Vampires

Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

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