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Joke Topic - 'Zombies'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.


What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!

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What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.


Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!


"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.


What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes and the other decomposes.


Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.

New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.

Office Party

You know you're having a bad day when everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

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