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Joke Topic - 'Zombies' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.
What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
A dead ringer.
Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
Because they are dead on their feet.
Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
Because he was dead-icated!
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Coffee
The fifteen-minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
Breath
Halitosis is better than no breath at all
Restaurants
A sign in the window of a restaurant: 'Eat now - Pay waiter.'
Governments
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.
The bonds mature.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!
Cows
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The milkmaid had cold hands.
The milkmaid had cold hands.
Cafeterias
Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
Donuts
Old doughnut makers never die; they just get tired of the whole business.
Robbery
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
Robbery with violins.