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Joke Topic - 'Zombies'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zombies'.

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What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!


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Elephants

Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
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Famous Composers

What do you get if you cross a piece of paper with two famous composers?
A Chopin Listz.
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Cats

What has four legs, whiskers, a tail and flies?
A dead cat.
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Sleeping

Quiet Please - Driver sleeping

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