What do you call a horse that has Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.
What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.