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Joke Topic - 'Zebras'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zebras'.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.


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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Spaceman

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Caution

C A U T I O N ! I Drive The Same Way You Do!
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Cream Cakes

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guthrie.
Guthrie who?
Guthrie cream cakes in my hand.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

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