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Joke Topic - 'Zebras'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zebras'.
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
A zebra.
What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
A zebra with sunburn.
Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Story
What do you call the story of a cow who has a fairy godmother?
A dairy tale.
A dairy tale.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
Next, please.
Politicians
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
Waiters
What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
A hen that lays tables.
Charles Dickens
What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
Oliver Twist.
Carols
A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
Light Bulbs
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Walk
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
Russell.
Stealing
The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'
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