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Joke Topic - 'Zebras'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Zebras'.

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What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.


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Cats

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty
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Piano

Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Frogs

Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

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