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Joke Topic - 'Zebra'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Zebra'.

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.


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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Piano

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
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Brothers

My brother said, 'l've brought you home a present. It's a wombat.'
I said, 'What's a wombat for?'
He said, 'A good game of wom.'
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Computers

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

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