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Joke Topic - 'Zebra'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zebra'.

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Dogs

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.
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Golf

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Fired

Why did the human cannon ball consider himself a failure?
Because he was always being fired.
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Your Opinion

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.

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