Joke Topic - 'Zebra'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Zebra'.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.

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Soap

Who steal soap and towels from the bathroom?
Robber ducks.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping

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