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Joke Topic - 'Zap'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.

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When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.


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Law

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Soon

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.
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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Beer

Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.
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Horses

What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Tourists

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

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