Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dress
Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
Politicians
Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
Father Christmas
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
Father Christmas
What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
The Sea
Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
Politicians
A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
Sheepdog
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
Lawyers
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
Physchiatrists
My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."