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Joke Topic - 'Zap'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.


When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.


Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.


I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.


Did you hear about the man who fell into a vat of beer?
He came to a bitter end.


What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.


Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.


Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

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