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Joke Topic - 'Zap'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.

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When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.


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Bankrupt

Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Teacher

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Burglar

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Football

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
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Dracula

Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

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