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Joke Topic - 'Zap'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.
When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Bankrupt
Fred: I'm sorry to hear that your rubber ball factory went bankrupt?
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
George: Yes, but I'll bounce back.
Cows
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Ground beef.
Teacher
"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."
Parrots
What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
Pollywood.
Burglar
What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.
Perfect
You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
No, you're not perfect.
Football
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
Money is stiff, I hurt it playing football.
Dracula
Why did Dracula go to art classes?
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Because he wanted to draw blood.
Fish
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
The scales.
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