Joke Topic - 'Zap'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

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