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Joke Topic - 'Zap'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.

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When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.


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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Cows

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
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Breed

What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Pistachios

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'

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