Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Train
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
Cows
Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Breed
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
Rock
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
Vampires
What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
Wet Paint
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Pistachios
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
Doctors
My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'