Joke Topic - 'Zap'

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?