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Joke Topic - 'Zap'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.

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When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.


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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Fly

If God meant us to fly - he'd buy the tickets
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Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Doughnuts

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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