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Joke Topic - 'Zap'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.

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When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.


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Dress

Customer: May I try on that dress in the window, please?
Clerk: No, ma'am. You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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Father Christmas

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Sheepdog

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
You get collie-flowers.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Physchiatrists

My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

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