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Joke Topic - 'Zap'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Zap'.
When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.
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Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Train
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
Cows
Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Moosouri.
Breed
What breed of dog does a chemistry teacher have?
A laboratory retriever.
A laboratory retriever.
Rock
What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
The Decomposers.
Vampires
What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
Decoffinated.
Wet Paint
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Pistachios
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer pistachios.
Doctors
My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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