Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rush
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Ghosts
Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
Astronauts
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.
Zoo
What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.
Girlfriends
GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.
Tonic
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?
Walk
What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.
King Kong
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.