Joke Topic - 'Your Word'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Word'.

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Rush

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.

What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

This is page 1 of 1