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Joke Topic - 'Your Word'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Word'.

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What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.


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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab a cold in my nose.
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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Reindeer

I don't care who you are, get these reindeer off my roof.
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ten. One to mess it up and nine to write the cover-up report.
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Uncle

My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

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