Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.
Hotel
The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
Birds
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Phone
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?
Shellfish
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
Be Seeing You
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
Scottish
A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
Victorian
What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.