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Joke Topic - 'Your Word'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Word'.


What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rocket.


What is a zookie?
A key to the zoo.


GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Major who?
Major mind up to open the door yet?


What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?

King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

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