Joke Topic - 'Your Word'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Word'.

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.

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