Joke Topic - 'Your Word'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Word'.

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.

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Witches

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.

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