Joke Topic - 'Your Problems'

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'

What are ducks favorite television programs?
Duckumentaries.

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.

What is large and green and spends all day sitting in a corner on its own?
The Incredible Sulk.

How did the Scottish dog feel when it saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.