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Joke Topic - 'Your Opinion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Opinion'.

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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Onions

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!
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Workers

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.
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Lawyers

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!
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Cats

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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Elephants

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

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