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Joke Topic - 'Your Opinion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Opinion'.


When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.


Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.


Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.


What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A really long hairbrush.


Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

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