Joke Topic - 'Your Opinion'

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Is dogma a puppy mommy?

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.