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Joke Topic - 'Your Opinion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Your Opinion'.

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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Light Bulbs

How does an engineer change a light bulb?
As long as lighting levels are within operational parameters, he doesn't !
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.

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