Joke Topic - 'Your Opinion'

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

Q: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
A: No.
Reply: Good!

And now spell mousetrap in three letters.
C, A, T

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.

What do you get is you cross an elephant with a cat?
Very nervous mice.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.