Joke Topic - 'Your Apology'

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.

Old skiers never die. They just go downhill.