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Joke Topic - 'Young'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.


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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Violin

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Ghosts

Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.

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