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Joke Topic - 'Young' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
When I was young, I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day, I fell asleep in a library. I woke up, and a blind man was reading my face.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Musicians

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

Idiots

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius, and the other is a blooming idiot.

Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.

Monsters

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!

Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working

Fish

My uncle said, 'The RSPCA are going to close down my fish and chip shop.'
I said, 'Why's that?'
He said, 'They think I'm battering the fish.'

Stupid

How many jerks who ask dumb questions does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it to what?

Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

Pigs

Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
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