Joke Topic - 'Young'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

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