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Joke Topic - 'Young' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
1>A babe-bee.
When I was young, I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day, I fell asleep in a library. I woke up, and a blind man was reading my face.
2>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Farmers
How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
2>He tractor down.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
2>Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
Doctors
The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes, much better. I've been practising for weeks.'
2>My brother said, 'Oh yes, much better. I've been practising for weeks.'
Cucumbers
A cucumber and a tomato meet in a salad bar.
Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
2>Cucumber: Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad dressing.
Trains
What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.
2>Tutu trains.
Radio
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
2>Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Hair
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
2>Who's there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Jobs
What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
I'll have a hamburger, please.
2>I'll have a hamburger, please.
Fish
How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
2>They go by octobus.