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Joke Topic - 'Young'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.


I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

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Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy who?
Wendy red red robin goes bob bob bobbin along.


How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.


What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?


We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.


What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.


What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.


Why is a ghost like a cold breeze?
Because it makes people shiver.


A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.


Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.

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