Joke Topic - 'Young'

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla

Wakeup to insomnia

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.