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Joke Topic - 'Young'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.


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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Toilets

Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Dogs

What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?
Pup-corn!
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!
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Art

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.

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