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Joke Topic - 'Young'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.


I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.


Why do they lock petrol station toilets?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?


What do young dogs like to eat when watching a movie?


Passengers hit by cancelled trains


What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.


Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all that it's cracked up to be.


Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!


Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.


What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.

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