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Joke Topic - 'Young' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
A babe-bee.
When I was young, I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day, I fell asleep in a library. I woke up, and a blind man was reading my face.
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Musicians
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Idiots
Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius, and the other is a blooming idiot.
One is a budding genius, and the other is a blooming idiot.
Bakers
Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
Because he kneaded the dough.
Monsters
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
The Loch Mess Monster!
Fishing
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
Fish
My uncle said, 'The RSPCA are going to close down my fish and chip shop.'
I said, 'Why's that?'
He said, 'They think I'm battering the fish.'
I said, 'Why's that?'
He said, 'They think I'm battering the fish.'
Stupid
How many jerks who ask dumb questions does it take to change a light bulb?
Change it to what?
Change it to what?
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Brake dance.
Pigs
Why is ink like a pig?
They both can be found in a pen.
They both can be found in a pen.