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Joke Topic - 'Young'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Young'.

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I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
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What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
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When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.


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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You're not paid enough to worry.
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Driving

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?
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Pencil

Did you hear the story about the broken pencil?
I'd better not tell it to you, there's no point to it.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.

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