Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chicken Soup
Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
Retire
Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
Kidding
"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.
Fleas
What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
Expiration
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Quasimodo
Quasimodo - that name rings a bell.
Christmas
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
Teachers
Why did the teacher need to wear dark glasses?
Because she had such a bright class.
Exam
What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.