How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Mother-in-law
I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
Minimum
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
Bankers
What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Executive
He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
Fish
Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
Computers
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Chimps
What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
Students
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an
exam.
Hill
What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.