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Joke Topic - 'Yorkshiremen'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yorkshiremen'.

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How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.


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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Dogs

Why are dogs not good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Clothes

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.
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Tablecloths

DINER: How often do you change the tablecloths in this establishment?
WAITER: I don't know, sir, I've only worked here six months.
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A Pack Of Cards

My friend said, 'That bloke over there thinks he's a pack of cards.'
My brother said, 'I'll have to deal with him later.'
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

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