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Joke Topic - 'Yorkshiremen'


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How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.


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Mother-in-law

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Minimum

What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Computers

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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Chimps

What happens if a chimp falls and twists his ankle?
He gets a monkey wrench.
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Students

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.

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