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Joke Topic - 'Yorkshiremen'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yorkshiremen'.


How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.

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Scott who?
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