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Joke Topic - 'Yodel'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Yodel'.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


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