Joke Topic - 'Yodel'

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.

Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.