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Joke Topic - 'Yodel'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Yodel'.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.


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Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Snowmen

Two snowmen standing in a field one turns to the other and says "can you smell carrots?".
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Santa Claus

How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Bagpipes

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!
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Mother-in-law

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

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