Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scotsmen
Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.
Sings
What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.
Mouse
How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
Blisters
Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
Snowball
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
Elephants
Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
Reindeer
Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
Baseball
Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.