Joke Topic - 'Yodel'

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.

What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?
Mad jester united.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
Your right elbow.

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.