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Joke Topic - 'Yesterday'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Yesterday'.


"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

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Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!


What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.


What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.


Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.


Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.


Wakeup to insomnia


Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.

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