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Joke Topic - 'Yesterday'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Yesterday'.

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"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
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If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.


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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Ghosts

Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.
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Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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