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Joke Topic - 'Yesterday'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Yesterday'.


"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

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What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.


Where do ghosts go when they need a haircut?
To the scaredresscr.

Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.


What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.


If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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