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Joke Topic - 'Yesterday' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Yesterday'.

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes, who?
Dishes the police. Open this door!

Weddings

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

The Lottery

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?

Pencils

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.

Singing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.

Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait, and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, 'Daddy, I want a new apartment.'

Lightbulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. 'I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job.'

Christmas

What do you call somebody who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.
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