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Joke Topic - 'Yesterday'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Yesterday'.

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"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
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Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
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If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.


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Monster

Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.

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