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Joke Topic - 'Yesterday'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Yesterday'.


"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

If yesterday was today - today would be yesterday.

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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.


What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?


Is dogma a puppy mommy?


Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her M&M's and tell her to put them in alpabetical order.


Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?


Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.


Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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