Joke Topic - 'Yawning'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yawning'.

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?

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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.

What is Dr. Jekyll's favorite game?
Hyde-and-seek.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.

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