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Joke Topic - 'Yawning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yawning'.

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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Inferiority

My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?
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Journalists

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Millionaire

Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

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