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Joke Topic - 'Yawning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yawning'.

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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Dress

Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.
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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Teachers

Why are maths teachers so useless at gardening?
Everything that they plant grows square roots.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

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