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Joke Topic - 'Yawning'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yawning'.


Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?

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My inferiority complexes aren't as good as yours


What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?


How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."


What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.


What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


Did you hear about the man who wouldn't wash until he became a millionaire? He's now filthy rich.


Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

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