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Joke Topic - 'Yawning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yawning'.

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Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?


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Fish

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
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Teachers

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body at home?
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.
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Vampires

What type of coffee do vampires like to drink?
Decoffinated.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Cannonball

My brother said, 'I want a job as a human cannonball.'
I said, 'I'll bet you get fired.'
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Sweet

What is sweet and sticky and stops traffic?
A traffic jam.

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