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Joke Topic - 'Yawn'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Yawn'.

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Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm really interested.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Keep

What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
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A Hunch

Bill: I have a hunch.
David: Really? I thought you were just round-shouldered.
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Judges

How do you learn to be a judge?
Usually by trial and error.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Witches

Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Parrots

What do you call the place where parrots go to make movies?
Pollywood.
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Nicer

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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Frogs

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.

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