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Joke Topic - 'Wrong' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Wrong'.

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Bacteria

He supports bacteria, it's the only culture he has.

Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: 'I never met a man I didn't like.'

Cops

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

Dentists

What does a dentist call x-rays?
toothpics.

Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

Notice

I've got a bad stomach.
Well, just keep your coat on, and no one will notice.

Mosquitoes

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.

Marriage

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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