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Joke Topic - 'Wound Up'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wound Up'.


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.


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How to draw blood.


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Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.


Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.


What's another word for Thesaurus?


What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!


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A bloodhound.


Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

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