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Joke Topic - 'Wound Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wound Up'.

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This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'


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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Mosquitoes

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.
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Accountants

Tom: What do you do for a living?
Jack: I work with figures.
Tom: You're an accountant?
Jack: No. A fitness instructor.
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Mother

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.
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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

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