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Joke Topic - 'Wound Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wound Up'.

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This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'


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Frogs

What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Criminals

What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

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