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Joke Topic - 'Wound Up'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wound Up'.


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

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What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.


Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.


He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.


What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.

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