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Joke Topic - 'Wound Up'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wound Up'.


This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

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What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.

Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al who?
Al be seeing you.


What do you call a camel with three humps?

Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!


Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.


Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.


You're never alone with schizophrenia


What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

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