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Joke Topic - 'Wound Up'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wound Up'.

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This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'


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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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King Kong

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
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Eat

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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Schizophrenia

You're never alone with schizophrenia
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Chicken

What do you call a chicken that haunts houses?
A poultrygeist.

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