Joke Topic - 'Worry' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Worry'.

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it.

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

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Why is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You know it's coming, but you can't do anything to stop it.

Did you hear about the Hungarian ghost?
He preferred ghoulash.

Hamish: 'Do you know the difference between you and a vending machine?'
Jimmy: 'No?'
Hamish: 'You can get a drink from a vending machine.'

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

What does a baseball pitcher like to do on his birthday?
Throw a party.

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.

Mary: You remind me of my favorite boxer.
John: George Foreman?
Mary: No. he's called Fido.

What do you get if you deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.