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Joke Topic - 'Worms'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Worms'.


My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

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