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Joke Topic - 'Worms'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Worms'.

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My sister said to her friend, 'Do you like worms?'
Her friend said, 'No, they're 'orrible things.'
My sister said, 'Why did you just eat one in your sandwich then?'
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What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.


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Elephants

A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Santa

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Doctors

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.
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Frogs

What does a frog like to order with a burger?
Jumbo flies and a diet croak.
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

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