Nature
Do you still love nature despite what it did to you?
Ducks
What do you call a box of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Pizza
What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
Stupid
Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
Offices
In any office, you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
Politicians
I think, therefore, I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)
Ghosts
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.