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Joke Topic - 'Work' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Work'.
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
1>Julie: It takes me an hour to get to work in the morning.
Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
2>Jean: Is that before or after you arrive?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
1>Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
1>Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida awful day at work today.
Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
1>My boss decided to take a day off and didn't show up at work today. He called me earlier today and mentioned that he was experiencing some issues with his vision. When I asked what was up, he said, 'I just can't picture myself at work today.'
3>My uncle is a man of letters. He works for the post office.
1>Some people are like blisters
- they appear when the work is done
1>- they appear when the work is done
Tell me again how lucky I am to work here. I keep forgetting.
1>The reward for a job well done: more work.
1>The worst thing about office parties is looking for a new job the next day.
1>What do you call a skeleton who doesn't want to work?
A lazybones.
1>A lazybones.