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Joke Topic - 'Word'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Word'.

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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


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Smiling

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Barman

Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
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Bananas

Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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