Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Smiling
Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
Elephants
What do you call an elephant who isn't important?
An irrelephant.
Ventriloquists
How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
Boxers
How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
License
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Barman
Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your type in here."
Bananas
Why did the man lose his job with a fruit packing company?
Because he kept throwing the bent bananas away.