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Joke Topic - 'Word'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Word'.

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What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Santa

Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
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Vampires

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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Bankers

What is the difference between a banker and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Cats

What do you call a person who steals cats?
A purr-snatcher.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

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