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Joke Topic - 'Woodworm'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Woodworm'.

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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


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