Joke Topic - 'Woodworm' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Woodworm'.

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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What is black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.

Why was the daddy pig angry with his piglets?
They called him an old boar.

How can you drop an egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors.

Why didn't the blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
She lost the recipe.

Why did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it.

What do you call a lady magician?
Trixie.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.