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Joke Topic - 'Woodworm'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Woodworm'.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.

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