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Joke Topic - 'Woodworm'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Woodworm'.

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Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


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Elections

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Blondes

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Word

What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off

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