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Joke Topic - 'Woodpeckers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Woodpeckers'.

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My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.


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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Ancestors

Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.
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Bigamy

Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.

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