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Joke Topic - 'Woodpeckers'


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My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.


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Succeed

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Octopus

Q: How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
A: Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand ...
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Cafeteria

Bacteria: The rear portion of the cafeteria!
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
The lawyer charges more.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
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Birds

What kind of bird is always on its knees?
A bird of prey.
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Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.

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