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Joke Topic - 'Woodpeckers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Woodpeckers'.

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My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.


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Dracula

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?
A bite in shining armour.
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Read

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
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Candles

What did one candle say to the other candle?
Lets go out tonight.
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Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
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Revenge

How do you get your revenge on a doctor?
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Baby

What do baby outlaws like eating with their milk?
Crookies.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.

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