Joke Topic - 'Wood' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Wood'.

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.

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Husband: Did you marry me just because my father died and left me a fortune?
Wife: No, I would have married you whoever left you a fortune.

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.

Never mind the Titanic - is there any news of the iceberg?

What is white, cold, and very quiet?
A frozen silence.

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.

Which rabbits became famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.

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