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Joke Topic - 'Won'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Won'.


Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.


How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?


Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence


Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats who?
Beats me.


How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.


I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.


You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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