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Joke Topic - 'Won'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Won'.

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Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.


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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Look

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Horses

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Hotel

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Computers

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

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