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Joke Topic - 'Won'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Won'.

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Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.


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Work

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
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Scottish

How did the little Scottie dog feel when he saw the Loch Ness monster?
Terrier-fied.
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence
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Jeans

Why did the jeans burst into tears?
They felt blue.
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Car

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
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Bird

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Doctors

I went to the doctor, it was quite serious. He gave me 6 months to live. But when I couldn't pay his bill he gave me another 6 months.
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.

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