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Joke Topic - 'Won'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Won'.


Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

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Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.


Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.


Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.


What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.


What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.


Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.


Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.


What do you get from a well-educated oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.


Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

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