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Joke Topic - 'Won'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Won'.


Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.

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Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.


Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?


Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.


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The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.


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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.


"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.

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