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Joke Topic - 'Won'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Won'.

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Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.


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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Multitasking

Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
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Pizza

Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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Dogs

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
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Money

Why is money called dough?
Because we are all in knead of it.
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Football

Where do footballers dance?
At a football.
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Christmas

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's really cold standing here.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

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