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Joke Topic - 'Women'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Women'.

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A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.


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Honesty

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Ghosts

What day of the week is a ghost's favorite? Moanday!
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Wet Paint

Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
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Cookies

What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.

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