Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Honesty
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Sausage Rolls
How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
Ghosts
What day of the week is a ghost's favorite?
Moanday!
Wet Paint
Wet Paint - this is not an instruction
Cookies
What did the cookie say to the unhappy cake?
"Hey, what's eating you?"
Golf
PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
Having A Bad Day
You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
Skeletons
What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.