Joke Topic - 'Woman'

A woman gives a beggar 50 cents the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
Because the beggar is a woman.

Did you hear about the woman who fell in love with a famous cricket player?
She was completely bowled over by him.

Fred: I want to marry a smart woman, a good woman, a woman who'll make me happy.
George: Well, you'll have to make up your mind which one of those you want.

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.

Why must Santa Claus be a man?
Because no woman is going to be seen wearing the same outfit year after year!