Joke Topic - 'Wives'

A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought she was won in a raffle.

What's the wife of a hippie called?
Mississippi.