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Joke Topic - 'Wives' - Page 2 - With 12 More Jokes and Funny Stories
First Husband: Sometimes I get annoyed with my wife. She's always wanting to run her fingers through my hair.
Second Husband: You're a lucky guy. My wife's always running her fingers through my wallet.
3>Second Husband: You're a lucky guy. My wife's always running her fingers through my wallet.
Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
2>Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
George: This year my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
2>Fred: What was it?
George: She let me win an argument.
How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
1>Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
1>I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
1>I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
1>Joe: Your wife is pretty old.
Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
2>Bob: Thank you. She was even prettier when she was younger.
John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
1>Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.
1>Mr Green: My wife's one in a million.
Mr Brown: Really? I thought you won her in a raffle.
2>Mr Brown: Really? I thought you won her in a raffle.
My wife divorced me on religious grounds.
She worships money, and I don't have any.
1>She worships money, and I don't have any.