Joke Topic - 'Witches'

Did you hear what happened to the little witch when she misbehaved at school?
She was ex-spelled.

How did the witch know that she was ill?
She had a dizzy spell.

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying on their broomsticks?
They use scare spray.

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

What do witches sing at Christmas?
"Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy."

What do you call a nervous witch?
a twitch.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

What type of jewelry do witches like to wear?
Charm bracelets.

Which witch can you take to lunch?
A sandwich.