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Joke Topic - 'Witches' - 2
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Witches'.
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
She needed a spell checker.
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
She couldn't spell.
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
So you can tell which witch is which.
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
She was going through a dry spell.
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Trumpets
What would you get if you crossed a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
A snake in the brass.
Fish
Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish and a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
Doctors
Doctor: Nurse, I'm ready to see the next patient now. Can you send her in?
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
Nurse: Sorry, she didn't look very well, so I sent her home.
Dogs
When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
When he is a boxer.
Lightbulbs
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
One.
Computer Programmers
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.
Pianos
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor!!
A flat minor!!
Cannibals
Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.
Eggs
Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.