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Joke Topic - 'Witches' - 2


This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Witches'.

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Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
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Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
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Why do witches wear nametags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
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Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.


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Strike

Voluntary Workers Strike For Higher Pay
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Better Judgement

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Cowards

Cowards rule - If that's OK with you
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Horses

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
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Complaining

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

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