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Joke Topic - 'Witches' - Page 2 - With 5 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Witches'.
Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed a spell checker.
She needed a spell checker.
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
She couldn't spell.
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So you can tell which witch is which.
So you can tell which witch is which.
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
She was going through a dry spell.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a traffic warden with a dog?
A barking ticket.
A barking ticket.
Christmas Trees
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
A pork-u-pine.
Dogs
Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name 'Lucky'
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pencil.
Doctor: Can you get to the point?
Doctor: Can you get to the point?
Computers
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Dandruff
What is the best cure for dandruff?
Baldness.
Baldness.
Baseball
Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
Because he stole second base.
Soda
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Who's there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
That's baaaaaad.