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Joke Topic - 'Witch'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Witch'.

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How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.


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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
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Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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The Bus

Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Distress

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Distress.
Distress who?
Distress is brand new.
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Chocolate

What is made of chocolate and is found at the bottom of the sea?
An oyster egg.

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