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Joke Topic - 'Witch'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Witch'.

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How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.


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Accidents

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
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Father Christmas

What make of motorbike does Father Christmas ride around on?
A Holly Davidson!
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The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Therapist

The therapist told my wife she should try to put some magic back into our marriage. . .so she disappeared.
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Cats

What do you call a cat who ate a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
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Magician

He's a magician. He can turn absolutely anything into an argument.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

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