'Doc,' said the cannibal to the witch doctor, 'I have terrible heartburn.'
'What have you been eating?' said the witch doctor.
'A lot of missionaries
with hooded robes and bald heads,' said the cannibal.
'How do you cook
them?' inquired the witch doctor.
'I boil them in a big iron pot,' said
the head hunter.
'You idiot!' screamed the witch doctor. Those aren't
boilers - they're friars!'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ice Cream
Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
Barbers
How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
Blondes
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
Parrots
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
Frogs
What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
The Sun
Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
Bananas
Did you here about the banana that snored loudly?
He woke up the whole bunch.
Paint
What kind of coat is put on when it is wet?
A coat of paint.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.