'Doc,' said the cannibal to the witch doctor, 'I have terrible heartburn.'
'What have you been eating?' said the witch doctor.
'A lot of missionaries
with hooded robes and bald heads,' said the cannibal.
'How do you cook
them?' inquired the witch doctor.
'I boil them in a big iron pot,' said
the head hunter.
'You idiot!' screamed the witch doctor. Those aren't
boilers - they're friars!'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Weddings
What do monsters like to do at weddings?
They toast the bride and groom.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
Cats
What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
Bathing
Jane: Where do you bathe?
Billy: In the spring.
Jane: I said where, not when.
Stamps
How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
Haste
What is the best thing to make if you are in a hurry?
Haste.
Born On A Farm
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?