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Joke Topic - 'Witch Doctors'


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'Doc,' said the cannibal to the witch doctor, 'I have terrible heartburn.'
'What have you been eating?' said the witch doctor.
'A lot of missionaries with hooded robes and bald heads,' said the cannibal.
'How do you cook them?' inquired the witch doctor.
'I boil them in a big iron pot,' said the head hunter.
'You idiot!' screamed the witch doctor. Those aren't boilers - they're friars!'


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