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Joke Topic - 'Wishes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wishes'.

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A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."


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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
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Scottish

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Christmas

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
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Woodworm

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Married

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Doctors

The doctor said, 'Is your cough better now?'
My brother said, 'Oh yes much better. I've been practicing for weeks.'
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Threatening

Threatening letters - man asks for long sentence

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