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Joke Topic - 'Winning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.

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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Girlfriends

Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.

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