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Joke Topic - 'Winning'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.
One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."
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Dogs
Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
In Bark-lays Bank.
In Bark-lays Bank.
Man
Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
Girlfriends
Boyfriend: Is that a new perfume I smell?
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
Girlfriend: It is, and you do!
Police
What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
A stake out.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Lily.
Buffalo
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
"Bye, son!"
Wedding
Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Cows
What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
A cow walking backwards.
Soup
Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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