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Joke Topic - 'Winning'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.


One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."

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