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Joke Topic - 'Winning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.

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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Cats

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
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Ghosts

Why do ghost like to go shopping when the stores are having sales?
Because they like to go bargain haunting.
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Engineer

Did you hear about the bad tempered civil engineer?
He always built crossroads.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Born On A Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.
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A Dime

Why is a dime smarter than a nickel?
Because it has more cents.

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