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Joke Topic - 'Winning'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.


One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."

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Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.


Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.


What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.


Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"


Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?


How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.


What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.

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