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Joke Topic - 'Winning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.

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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Village

Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Doctors

DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Girlfriends

When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home she handed me a picture of it.
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Life

If you think life's a joke, tell me the punchline
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.

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