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Joke Topic - 'Winning'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.
One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."
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Bad Luck
Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
Computers
What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
It starts to have memory problems.
Dogs
What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
Yankee poodle!
Cheese
What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Edam.
Horses
How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
M, T, G, G.
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
An unidentified crying object.
Diet
Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
Because it had become a porky pine.
Peanut Butter
What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Blondes
We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.
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