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Joke Topic - 'Winning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.

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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.
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Blondes

Why shouldn't blondes be given a coffee break?
It takes too long to retrain them.
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Music

What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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People

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.

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