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Joke Topic - 'Winning'


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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Cricket

What do you get if you cross an American pioneer with an English batting game?
Davy Cricket.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan your doughnut again?
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Music

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Appendix

Doctor: I want to take your appendix out this evening.
Patient: That's okay with me, but please don't bring it home too late.
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Henry VIII

King Henry VIII went to heaven. St Peter said, 'Tell me, why did you have so many different wives?'
Henry said, 'I like to' chop and change.'

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