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Joke Topic - 'Winning'


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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Bad Luck

Is it bad luck to be superstitious?
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Computers

What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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Horses

How do you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M, T, G, G.
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Blondes

We have a Blonde where I work, who is so dumb she thinks Manual Labor is a Mexican.

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