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Joke Topic - 'Winning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.

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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Water

What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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Lawyers

What's the easiest way to grease a Ferarri?
Run over a lawyer.
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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees just like bad knitters?
They both drop their needles.
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Pigs

Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Consultants

Shall we bring in a consultant, or shall we screw it up ourselves?
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Speak

Go ahead, speak Your Mind! I Enjoy The Silence!

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