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Joke Topic - 'Winning'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winning'.

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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Personality

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I'm developing a split personality.
Doctor: Well, sit down, both of you.
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Drunks

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.
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Cat

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
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Know

Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
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Policeman

What did the policeman say to his belly-button?
You're under a vest.
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Vacation

His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

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