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Joke Topic - 'Windows' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Windows'.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
It had left Windows open.
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Cats
What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
A mewl.
Girlfriends
When I asked my girlfriend if I could see her home, she handed me a picture of it.
Actors
Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
He would bow when he opened the fridge door, and the light came on.
He would bow when he opened the fridge door, and the light came on.
Dieting
I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
Antiques
Many Antiques At Senior Citizens' Sale
Offices
'I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised; I didn't even know I had been fired.'
Dogs
Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
Radio
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
Pianos
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.