Joke Topic - 'Windows'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Windows'.

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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This is not an abandoned vehicle

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Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

Now where did I park my hard drive?

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

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