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Joke Topic - 'Windows'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Windows'.

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Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Windows: Just another pane in the glass.


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Dogs

My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Arrows

What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!

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