Joke Topic - 'Windows'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Windows'.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.

I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

Someday, my boat will come in
- and with my luck, I'll be at the airport

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.