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Joke Topic - 'Windows'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Windows'.

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Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Windows: Just another pane in the glass.


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Intelligent

Shock me, say something intelligent.
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Angry

Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.
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Graduates

Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.
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Stupid

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.
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Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
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Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

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