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Joke Topic - 'Windows'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Windows'.


Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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Shock me, say something intelligent.


Why are you so angry?
Because it's all the rage.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.
Doctor: You've need to stop loafing around.


Q: What do you say to an Arts graduate with a job?
A: I'll have a hamburger please.


It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

Repeat Offenders

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Peace And Quiet

Honk your horn if you like peace and quiet.

Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida whole sandwich for my lunch.

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