Joke Topic - 'Window'

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

What do you call a young woman who likes to hunt vampires?
A Miss Stake.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

What's green, has four legs and two trunks?
Two seasick tourists.

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.

There were these two peanuts walking down the street and one was assaulted.

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.