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Joke Topic - 'Window'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Window'.

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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.
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Young

When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Taxidermist

Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?
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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, try management.
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Potatoes

Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
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Ghosts

What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?
Spooks.
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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

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