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Joke Topic - 'Window'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Window'.


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
It wanted to get a chocolate filling.


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


What is a ghost's favorite type of bird?
A scare-crow.


Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.


How do you murder a blonde?
Put spikes on her shoulder pads.

Get Even

Don`t get even -- get odd!


How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.


Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.


Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!

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