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Joke Topic - 'Window'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Window'.

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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


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Rabbits

How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.
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Amnesia

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Computers

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
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Birds

What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.

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