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Joke Topic - 'Window'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Window'.


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

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Christmas Party

How did the chickens dance at their Christmas party? Chick to chick.


When I was young I had a lot of spots and pimples. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.


Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.


Did you hear about the idiot who thought a taxidermist was someone who stuffs dead cab drivers?


If at first you don't succeed, try management.


Why do dentists like to eat potatoes?
Because they are so filling.


What do ghosts have on their bicycle Wheels?


What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.


What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

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