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Joke Topic - 'Window'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Window'.


Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

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How do you post a rabbit?
By hare mail.


What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.


"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.


What type of bird flies in formation, and releases red, white and blue smoke?
The red sparrows.


Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'

A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo who?
Don't cry.


My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...


Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.

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