Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Villagers
Gas rig men grilled by villagers
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Soccer
Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
Tax
Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
Ducks
Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
Animal
Which animal should you never trust?
A cheetah.
Bars
I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
Waiters
Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it
would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
Divorce
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it!