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Joke Topic - 'Window Shopping'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Window Shopping'.

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George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.


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Golf Clubs

Did you know, Peter, I got a new set of golf clubs for my wife last week.'
'Oh, David, what a bargain.'
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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she took a ruler 2 bed 2 c how long she slept!
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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King Kong

Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.
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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Cafeteria

Did you hear about the idiot who thought that bacteria was the rear of a cafeteria?
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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Furniture

What are the longest pieces of furniture in a school?
The multiplication tables.

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