Joke Topic - 'Wimps'

Pigs might fly but this one drives

What do you call a cow that likes to eat long grass?
A lawn moo-er.

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.

What kind of birds are usually locked up?
Jail-birds.

Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

Which of King Arthur's knights loved to eat steak?
Sir Loin.

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.