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Joke Topic - 'Wimps'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wimps'.

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What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!


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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Coffee

Patient: Doctor, I think that I'm a cup of coffee.
Doctor: Oh, do perk up and don't be such a drip.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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Mouse

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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Car

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a car!
Doctor: Well, just park yourself over there.

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