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Joke Topic - 'Wimps'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wimps'.

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What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!


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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Computers

How do you make friends with a computer
Bit by bit.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Dogs

Brian: Yesterday my dog grabbed my dictionary and started chewing it. Fred: So what did you do?
Brian: I took the words right out of his mouth.
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Politicians

During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Henry VIII

Which famous English King invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
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Soccer

What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
They both like hat tricks.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".

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