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Joke Topic - 'Wills' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Wills'.
What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
1>Will.
What do you call an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
2>A fresh heir fiend!
Where there's a will, there's a relative
1>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Live
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri, who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
1>Who's there?
Miri.
Miri, who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
Steaks
Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said, 'Well done.'
Waiter: Thank you, Sir.
1>Waiter: Thank you, Sir.
Counting
You can always count on your fingers
1>Buses
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
1>Because he hung around for too long.
Change
Madness takes its toll. Please have the exact change.
1>Musicians
What is the difference between a corpse and a musician?
One composes, and the other decomposes.
1>One composes, and the other decomposes.
Garages
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
1>Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing pink elephants.
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
1>Have you seen a psychiatrist?
No - only pink elephants.
Boxers
This trainer came up to this boxer. He said, 'Are you ready for another fight?'
The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'
1>The boxer said, 'Just a bout.'