Santa Claus
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
'Come and look at the rain, dear.'
Potatoes
What type of jacket can't you Wear?
A jacket potato.
Rabbits
Where do rabbits go after they get married?
On their bunnymoon!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor. I think that I'm turning into a baby cat.
I think you're just kitten me.
Christmas Trees
He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Firemen
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Elephants
Why wasn't the elephant allowed on the plane?
Because his trunk wouldn't fit under the seat in front of him.
Jogging
If you jogged backward, would you gain weight?